March 2012
Oh yeah...
I burnt the shit out of my finger at work today. I touched the grill on accident then I did it again like 5 seconds later. Then I spilled fryer grease on my hand.
Holy shit like what the fuck was wrong with me hahah
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juchepresident:
i want someone to follow rick santorum around everywhere and say “no” in a really stern voice every time he tries to speak
I like Thursdays.
School, then I come home and nap, then I go to work.
It’s nice having things to do.
Do you think they have Wienerschnitzels in...
Cheyenne’s stupid question of the day.
Forget dream casting. Let's just replace everyone...
whatthefuckjazmine:
nightlockforyou:
chroniclesofpanem:
Catniss Everdeen:
Peeta Mellarkitty:
Gale Pawthorne:
Caesar Lickerman:
Cato:
Purrimrose Litterdeen:
Haymeow Abernathy:
im having trouble breathing
You forgot Effie Trinkat
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I started watching White Collar tonight.
And Matt Bomer is the definition of swag in this show.
February 2012
Snooki is pregnant....
It’s all down hill for the world from here. It was nice knowing you all…
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Kristen Wiig has the best website. I mean really,... →
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Friend: Hi, how are you feeling today?
Me: I think I've hit an All Time Low.
Friend: Oh my gosh. What's wrong?
Me: Well, The Maine reason is that no one gets my band references.
Friend: Wait what?
Me: Can we go to dinner so I can explain. You. Me. At Six?
Friend: What are you talking about?
Me: Or I guess we could wait for summer... Is The Summer Set?
Friend: What the hell.
Me: I mean, we could go to a parade. Perhaps a Mayday Parade?
Friend: What the fuck is a Mayday Parade.
Me: Goodbye cruel world! Bring Me The Horizon!
Friend: You're so weird.
Me: I guess we're having a Fall Out, Boy.
Friend: I'm a girl.
Me: Yes, and Boys Like Girls.
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: Well maybe we could go swim the Marianas Trench together.
Friend: *walks away*
Me: What? It's actually quite a Simple Plan.
Me: OH CMON! fine, do you want to go to the homeless shelter? WE COULD FOSTER THE PEOPLE!
Watchnot quite sure why this has 11,000 notes… sometimes i worry about the sanity of most tumblr users…
Watchhotbabysitter:
Well… happy birthday Megan.
holy shit! she just got knocked the FUCK out hahahah
thats something I would accidentally do to my friends….
It’s about time I take a nap. But napping at 7:30 is a horrible idea. But I can’t keep my eyes open. Major caffeine crash. It was free pancakes and bottomless iced coffee today.
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I was going to write something.
But then I forgot what I was going to write, and it was funny. :(
Here’s a random story anyways:
It hailed in San Diego today, and I swear every other picture on Facebook was people with a handful of “snow” with a caption saying “LOOK IT SNOWED!!!!1!!!!1”
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jawnwatsons:
what if they made a film about leonardo dicaprio’s life and the guy who played leo won an oscar
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Dinner right after watching Saw VI?
Sounds fantastic.
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